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jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

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All of it, but mostly the bolded

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earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

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ypshadowking:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

I can attest that the, you’re the only girl I talk to line is comeplete bull. Lol, dude is typing that in 3 different chat boxes. No lie.

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idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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but-then-there-is-hope:

my friendships

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